Yes, Violet is aware she has an underbite. It's pretty bad. She's tired of hearing about it and kind of resents that people focus on it. Being born in hell, she is a melting pot of physical deformity. She also has generally asperous teeth, class 12 psoriasis, halitosis, severe osteoporosis, and lacks any gender definition. She's the stuff of nightmares and that is where she meets most of her friends. In most dreams, people tend to misrepresent themselves, and also forget what they dreamed. So Violet rarely recognizes her dreamers and vice versa, but they tend to hit it off really well.
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Violator III
Sunday, December 18, 2011
2011 Nativity
Merry Christmas!
This is my entry for the Action Figure Nativity contest over at heylookatmytoys.blogspot.com
Please check out his blog and vote!
http://heylookatmytoys.blogspot.com/2011/12/2011-action-figure-nativity-contest-is.html
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action figures,
alien,
batman,
Bender,
broodwich,
Christmas,
cyclops,
Dilophosaurus,
evangelion,
Facehugger,
Godzilla,
gundam,
iron man,
MLP,
My little pony,
Nativity,
ramen,
Raphael,
Rei Ayanami
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Convoy - Alternity
Convoy never quite felt right as a car. He had always suspected that there was more to him than met the eye. His mother never talked much about his father, just that he was a Skyline GTR that crashed in an unremarkable race before Convoy was manufactured. He wanted to know more but she would always shrug him off, saying that racing wasn't going to take her son too.
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alternator,
alternity,
Convoy,
Godzilla,
GTR,
Nissan,
optimus prime,
Transformers
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Razor Claw - Xevos
Seduced by war propaganda films like Underworld and Twighlight, Razor Claw joined the NALA (North American Lichen Army) to wage battle against the VLF (Vampire Liberation Front). He went in with visions of epic battles for the fate of Lichenkind and falling in love with Vampire defectors. It turns out that the Lichen - Vampire war is mostly dull bureaucratic posturing punctuated by the occasional rogue maiming. Most Lichens of the younger generation are growing weary of their ancestors long held grudge. The hatchet will most likely be buried in the next couple of decades.
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Mothra -Revoltech
Unlike most flying animals/monsters/deities/meta-humans, Mothra does not take her gift for granted at all. She is shocked and overjoyed every morning when she wakes up flying 40,000 feet over the Pacific. She takes every opportunity to lift boulders, boats, and small villages into the sky in hopes that they may experience the same sense of exhilaration. She has as much fun diving in and out of clouds as you did jumping in and out of ball pits at Hardees, probably more.
Her followers sometime call her Queen Mothra, though her actual status in the cosmic power structure is unclear (kind of like Lord Vader). She knows exactly what her place is, but it's hard to translate into a human concept.
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action figure,
Godzilla,
larva,
moth,
Mothra,
revoltech,
tokyo tower,
toy,
toy review
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Spider-man Minimates
Green Goblin is one of Spider-man's oldest frienemies. They both started out their careers around the same time and have had to interface professionally on countless occasions. Spider-man was guilt-tripped by some poor decisions early on into using his powers for good, not evil. Goblin, on the other hand, likes to use his powers for Cray-Zee! He will act out on his every whim and ruin someone's day without thinking twice about it. He once cut the power to a mayonnaise storage facility on the hottest day of the year. Spider-man and Electro had to come out on a Sunday morning to fix it.
Labels:
Green Goblin,
mini-mates,
minimates,
pumpkin,
purple hat,
purse,
Spider-man,
toys
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Dilophosaurus -Jurassic Park III
Dilophosaurus's frill neck is indicative of her very outgoing, attention-seeking nature. She loves to meet new people and make friends. Her flamboyant appearance serves the double purpose of attracting curious, like-minded weirdos, while repelling the stodgy squares that can't deal with her subversive nature. Most people know of her from her heartwarming appearance in Jurassic Park, a role that won her the 1993 Oscar for "Best performance by a monster in a sympathetic role".
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action figure,
dilo,
Dilophosaurus,
dinosaur,
frill-neck,
Jurassic Park,
toy
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